A Special Place in Hell or Jail for Hillary

Hillary in jail

Hillary Clinton has a problem with Millennials. In Iowa, Bernie Sanders trounced Clinton among young voters by a 70-point margin. It appears the same in New Hampshire.

How does a Democrat former Secretary of State, now in her late 60s, revitalize her image? Well, Hillary Clinton found another Democrat former Secretary of State, this one in her late 70s – Madeleine Albright – to appear at a rally. This is an odd branding move. Anyway.

The two Secretaries wasted no time in telling young people what to do. Because if there’s anything Millennials love, it’s when an old person they’ve never met tells them how to live their lives. They just can’t get enough of the elderly lecturing them like they’re too dumb to make their own decisions.

Secretary Albright had this to say about Hillary and the youth vote:

A lot of younger women think it’s been done. It’s not done. You have to help. Hillary Clinton will be there for you. Just remember: there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help each other.

Looks like Hillz has abandoned the “humor and heart” strategy in favor of a more “fire and brimstone” approach. These Secretaries of State are both probably very smart people. And Secretary Albright claims to know something about what’s in hell, and that’s fascinating. While we’re on the subject, I have some more questions about the geography of the underworld:

  • Is there a place in hell for women who run a sham “charity” that is used to funnel foreign bribes to a government official?
  • What about a woman who, when her husband is accused of harming others, calls the accusers “trailer trash” and goes on a campaign of rage to discredit them?
  • If a woman lies to the American public repeatedly, about everything from cattle futures to sniper fire in Bosnia to her email, does she have a special place in hell or is she just get sent to general population?

This isn’t about who does or does not “belong” in hell; I’m not talking theology or condemning anyone here – I just think there are a lot of worse things a woman can do than cast a ballot. (Unless you voted for the PuppyMonkey Baby commercial for the best Super Bowl advertisement.  I am still left wondering what the fuck I watched).

Hillary Clinton is corrupt, and her ideas for bettering the nation won’t work. It has everything to do with competence and nothing to do with chromosomes.

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